NO SEX SINCE 2015
A civilian man walks into a bar outside the gates of a large military base known to cater to gay sailors and Marines. He notices a very handsome fellow with a clearly military haircut and dressed in civilian clothes sitting alone at the bar looking quite seriously at his drink.
The man said, "Excuse me, do you mind if I sit here? The military man simply replied "Negative, have a seat."
After the other man made a few comments about the weather, where all the military man's responses were "Negative" or "Affirmative" the other man finally said, "You seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, sir," the military man said,"Just serious by nature."
The fellow then asked the military man, "What branch are you in?" Without saying a word, the military man pulled out from his shirt pocket a photo of himself in his dress uniform with medals and ribbons. The other man looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The military man's short reply was,"Yes, sir, a lot of action."
The other man, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The military man just stared at him in his serious manner.
Finally the other man said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?" The military man looked at him and replied, "2015."
The other man said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 2015! Isn't that a little extreme?"
The military man, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so? It's only 2130 now."
Don't you just LOVE THAT MILITARY TIME!
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