"The Truth About The Culture Wars..."

Creative, but definitely not a real sign at any of their restaurants

Gee, I wish I had some pearls to clutch...

Apparently, Cracker Barrel, the chain of "family-friendly" restaurants that in the 1990s famously fired gay staffers and has repeatedly had issues serving customers who happen to be people of color has seen the light and like fellow corporate homophobe Chick-fil-a has decided to reform their evil ways.

The only problem is some of their hateful customer base is outraged over their move to be inclusive and take everyone's money...

Did you hear that, "Cracker Barrel has fallen!"

It's a restaurant, not a fort in a civil war battle... Or is it!

And now vengeful christian-nazis everywhere are literally losing their breakfast, lunch and dinner over it...

If you're brave enough, read the replies on Twitter and have a good laugh and maybe a cry too.

My heart truly bleeds for the anguished masses mourning yet another loss of chicken with a side of hate.