With so many corporations
This is what my mind's eye came up with:
Narration: "Find everything you need at The Home Depot"
Disclaimer: This is commentary satire and parody. As such, this work is subject to the fair use doctrine. So no one should have kittens and please no cease and desist letters.
P.S. For any haters who stumble across this post, I gave you a consolation easter egg... Did you find it? Look for "the fiery furnace" of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego."
I know, you're like, "Why's he picking on HD?" I'm not, but I can't forget the billionaire cofounder of Home Depot who said "nobody works" (because of socialism) and who has donated nearly $64 million to political causes over the years, including the campaigns of former President Donald Trump in 2016 and 2020, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, and many other hard-right republicans. This all came to mind because I was thinking of buying some lumber the other day. To HD's credit, they scored a 90/100 on HRC's corporate equality index in 2022.
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