Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
- Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
- Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
- Set the mood with lighting... (Turn them ALL OFF!)
- Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
- Use extra poligrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
- Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
- Make all the noise you want...the neighbors are deaf, too.
- If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!
- Don't even think about trying it twice...
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