"This Made Me Smile..."

I have to admit that I laughed out loud when I ran across this meme... Have you ever thought about how we humans are the only animals who need to wipe? Even our primate cousins don't need to wipe. Think about it, cats, dogs, any other animal you can think of, they generally don't need to clean back there because when they defecate, they can prolapse their anus so that the outside stays clean. But us humans, when evolution decided we were gonna walk up right, the trade off was that our anus became hidden in the fleshy muscular folds of our buttochs which makes standing tall possible. As a result of our unique anatomy and posture, prolapsing became ineffective and so we've generally lost that ability. And yes, I know some of you are thinking... But people who like to bottom for anal sex can train those dormant muscles to do so, which is true, but that's another story. Yep, I know that I literally think about weird shit things sometimes, but that the truth of me too.