"This Made Me Smile..."

What I Like About This: "Who doesn't love pink Christmas trees on outrigger canoes with handsome Hawaiians holding their paddles?"  Now the truth is that I love Christmas music, I have 50 or more Christmas albums on vinyl and CD and I listen to it all year long. As I've collected these albums over the years, I've seen some real dogs, but these are some of the best.  Enjoy!

Okay...

Drunk black Santa and his favorite hoe...

Or maybe she's Santa's favorite...

Okay, who's coming to the Christmas sex party...?

I think we all already knew that Rudolph was a brown-noser...

Hmmm... that look on Santa's face, don't stain the red velvet...

If you think this is bad, you've never seen an Osmond Family Christmas album...

Clearly, skinny Santa's prefer blonds...

What an unfortunate title...

Is it just me, or do you feel that weird vibe too...?

Unexpected... did they let William Shatner record one too...?

That Christmas party was quite the sausage fest...

Is anybody else bothered by those stockings...?

Hmmm, I wonder how he got that name...?

Where's Chucky...?

I recommend letting stranger men in onesies sing for the kids...

And probably their last...

Love the matching outfits...

The garage band Christmas album....

A rather explicit title... where's the parental advisory?

And some strabismus surgery ...

Proof that everybody loves Christmas, even swingers...

Just can't help wanting Doug to be dressed as Santa...

The Christmas album endorsed by Cheech and Chong...

I'm not so sure that this one was "unintentionally gay..."

These boot are made for Christmas... Eat your heart out Liberace

She had quite the appetite to satisfy...

I like this one...

What the actual fuck... Blackface for Christmas, really?

How depressing... Will he be back again someday?

I have no words for this...

Hmmm... okay

Looks more like the Mom, Dad and kids...

Nothing lecherous here...

What is he smoking...?