"This Made Me Smile..."

"Light, camera, action!"

I have to admit, I'm not a fan of any sports, but if that were to ever change, I guess it'd have to be Greco-Roman Wrestling... It sure looks like gay porn to me.

"Don't forget the reach around..."

"The moment of ecstasy"

"I'm tryin' to hold on, but get that camera over here..."

"Here it comes..."

"Yaaaaaassss!"

"That's the spot..."

"I'll be gentle..."

"Camera two, did you get the shot?"

"I'm ready for my close-up"

"A little spit should do the trick..."