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Mom Walks In On Gay Teen Son Masturbating, What She Does Next Will Make Your Day!

The Gaily Grind
Adrian Garcia
March 20, 2014

A special thanks to Christopher Shea for sharing his ’embarrassing’ teenage story:

So the year was 2002 and I was a teen of 14 years old when finally my folk decided it was time to let me have a key and on Thursdays when my sister had Junior Achievement, allow me to be alone in our house for the 2 hours before my Mom got home from work. So as young male teens tend to do I often put this time to use doing things to myself that I would never had admitted to at the time to any of my friends.

One such Thursday afternoon I was poking around in my parents room (to be honest I was looking for spare change in my Dad’s bureau when I discovered a shoe box in the bottom drawer. Inside the shoe box were 6 older VHS tapes with titles such as: “Ticket to ride her”, “Sin-derella”. And so forth.

Let’s just say I was pleased with the images on the tape covers as there were almost naked guys having sex with girls on them. So of course I wanted to see naked adult men having sex, even if it involved seeing women too …… So fast forward 10 minutes and tape 1 is in the player, I am naked on the couch making an amusement park ride out of my body, when all of a sudden the front door swings open and my MOTHER walks into the living room.

I had two choices……turn off the porn and let her see me naked and aroused, or cover myself with the nearby throw pillow and let her see the movie I was watching. I chose the pillow and started to cover up when my Mother, God Bless her, turns on a dime and walks out the door she came in through. Fast forward 5 minutes. I am dressed in my bedroom, pretending to study, the tape is back in the shoebox where it came from, and my Mom walks back in the house, down the hall to my room.

She knocks and I say “come in”. I am shaking with fear and embarrassment. She asked me how my day was, and if I wanted something to eat before dinner. She tells me that she wasn’t feeling very well that afternoon and Hasbro sent her home a couple of hours early. I am thinking….wait, what, she didn’t catch me? My Mother never mentioned this incident to me, but a few weeks later when I went to fetch another tape the shoebox was missing.

Over the next weeks I convinced myself that she didn’t see a thing. Yesterday afternoon I got a box in the mail from home. I opened it up and along with the old VCR tapes I had as a kid/teen was a vaguely familiar shoebox with 6 VCR tapes in it and a sticky note on top which read: Christopher, I saw what was going on, but never spoke of it to your father. Boys will be Boys. Love Mom.

I am convinced that my Mother is a saint.

Do Any of you have embarrassing stories of getting “caught”?