"This Made Me Smile..."

This reminds me of a cute story I first heard from a former farmboy buddy in the Navy

A terrible storm and tornado came up and the farmer and his family took shelter in their cellar. When the twister had passed by, the farmer came out to inspect the damage. His barn was blown down, his chickens had been blown down, his sheep had been blown down, and even his horses had been blown down. But off in the clearing he saw his prize bull was standing proud. He walked over to his bull and scratched his head, asking, "The chickens and the sheep and the horses got blown down, how'd you manage to stay standing?" The bull simply replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down!"