"Sometimes In Advertising..."

What's to complain about here...? 

Well, just this, I know they didn't send this email to everyone on their mailing list. So if they're telling me what they think I want to hear, what are they telling the haters that shop their stores too?

This is why I hate targeted advertising. You can never know if they're sincerely sharing their corporate beliefs or just conveniently pandering to make a buck.  If they want to convince me, put this up on a billboard along the highway or in your store windows.

So now Kroger knows I'm gay... I didn't tell 'em

Gee, Thanks Google!