"This Made Me Smile..."

This reminds me of a favorite joke I used to tell in church:

A cat burglar enters a darkened home in the middle of the night, and as he goes through the house gathering up valuables, in the darkness he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you..." Surprised, the burglar turns, shining his flashlight in the direction of the voice he'd heard and the beam lands on a parrot in a cage on the other side of the room.  The burglar walks over to the bird and says, "What's your name, Polly?" and the bird replies, "Moses." Perplexed, the burglar scratches his head and says to the bird, "Who would name you Moses?" To which the bird says, "The same guy who named that rottweiler, 'Jesus!"